Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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