im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
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you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
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The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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