Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (323): View more from California

  forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell

  (310): View more from California

  my version of bright and sunny.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (323): forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell (310): my version of bright and sunny. http://tfl.nu/6mbu
  Replies (4) Good night (1788) Bad night (557)
• Favorite

  (404): View more from Georgia

  In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (404): In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson. http://tfl.nu/jbmm
  Replies (6) Good night (813) Bad night (1819)
• Favorite

  (559): View more from California

  I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (559): I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day? http://tfl.nu/b9nt
  Replies (182) Good night (21416) Bad night (2810)
• Favorite

  (510): View more from California

  I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (510): I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK. http://tfl.nu/4l82
  Replies (23) Good night (5239) Bad night (1102)
• Favorite

  (718): View more from New York

  he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty

  (917): View more from New York City

  smooth operator

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (718): he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty (917): smooth operator http://tfl.nu/2sej
  Replies (25) Good night (7777) Bad night (1348)
• Favorite

  (201): View more from New Jersey

  On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (201): On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion http://tfl.nu/9p9w
  Replies (47) Good night (2482) Bad night (8089)
• Favorite

  (586): View more from Michigan

  hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (586): hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink http://tfl.nu/wrew
  Replies (4) Good night (2176) Bad night (1114)
• Favorite

  (406): View more from Montana

  i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.

  (1-406): View more from Montana

  haha i know

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (406): i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt. (1-406): haha i know http://tfl.nu/vo1w
  Replies (21) Good night (7664) Bad night (1173)
• Favorite

  (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  ...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (717): ...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk. http://tfl.nu/2qzx
  Replies (4) Good night (1864) Bad night (789)
• Favorite

  (845): View more from New York

  I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (845): I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break. http://tfl.nu/bwgw
  Replies (4) Good night (1741) Bad night (615)
• Favorite

  (425): View more from Washington

  Where the royal fuck are you??

  (1-425): View more from Washington

  The depths of vodka hell.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (425): Where the royal fuck are you?? (1-425): The depths of vodka hell. http://tfl.nu/wloy
  Replies (13) Good night (2158) Bad night (660)
• Favorite

  (651): View more from Minnesota

  I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (651): I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class. http://tfl.nu/5a7w
  Replies (3) Good night (644) Bad night (782)
• Favorite

  (985): View more from Louisiana

  Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (985): Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine. http://tfl.nu/rmj5
  Replies (2) Good night (770) Bad night (236)
• Favorite

  (303): View more from Colorado

  as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (303): as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking. http://tfl.nu/8b6a
  Replies (0) Good night (657) Bad night (271)
• Favorite

  (949): View more from California

  Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (949): Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning http://tfl.nu/fj52
  Replies (1) Good night (838) Bad night (233)

Randomize