ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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