we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Randomize
