It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.