True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Randomize
