Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
15 Ridiculous Ways Broke People Managed to Make a Buck
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
These 27 C*ck Blocks Are Savage AF
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.