No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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