She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
