I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I intend to get homeless drunk
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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