my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
The air was thick with penises
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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