Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
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Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
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How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
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