Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
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We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
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Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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