i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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