I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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