just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Randomize
