I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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