week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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