why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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