Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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