so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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