Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
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I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
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I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
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