What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
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