Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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