You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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