Cold hands, warm shart.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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