did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
This house was built for laser tag.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
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