Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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