I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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