I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
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I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
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You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
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