Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
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I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
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Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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