found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
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Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
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I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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