I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
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It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
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He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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