Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
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Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
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in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
that may or may not have been my penis.
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