google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
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You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
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after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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