Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Pants 0. Shit 1.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
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Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
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Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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