youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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