Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
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Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
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Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
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