I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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