HIV tests are more positive than that guy
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
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my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Can I color on your dick again?
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
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so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
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