yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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