So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
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oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
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How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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