I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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