return my video game
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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