i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
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she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
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Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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