i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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