she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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