I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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