Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
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He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
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Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Someone signed my nipple.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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