My boss' voice literally gives me gas
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
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Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
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Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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