Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
How external is "for external use only"?
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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