How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
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Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
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Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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