She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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