well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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