i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
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my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
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One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Randomize