I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
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I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
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So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
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