Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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