Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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