So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
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They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
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When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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