brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
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We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
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A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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