HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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