He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
